Tonight we had our first Childbirth Education Class.  There are approximately 18 couples in the class.  Two of them are having boys, one does not know their baby's sex and the rest of having girls. We found out that the class before had similar breakdown with the greater number having boys.

Anyways, we listen to the teachers talk about early signs of labor, watch a video and them after coming back from a break we work on relaxation breathing.  Damion and I are good pupils and sit on the floor and get comfortable.  The instructor Kara demonstrates for the ladies how we are to breathe and tells the guys to figure out what they can do to help the ladies relax.  Damion?  Damion asks me, "Do you want me to throw little pickles at you?"  I respond, "Why am I the only one that has that dream?"  Real Genius?  Anybody?  No?  Great movie.  Let me just say that Kenny G wasn't too relaxing either.  During a period of laughing, can you picture me laughing?, I asked Damion if you can fail a childbirth class.  This resulted in more laughing.

At the end of the class we did go to one of the instructors and Damion said he was sorry we laughed but that we just couldn't take Kenny G seriously.  She apologized for subjecting us to Kenny G and then advised that she and her husband were immature during their class.  She's had 5 kids and said she's managed through delivery of all of them so she wasn't worried, as long as we got something useful from each class.

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