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Written by Jessica
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Thursday, 15 July 2010 |
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** Warning this may be a bit too graphic of a story for some. But it’s mildly amusing **
There are events in people’s lives that make them realize their limits in life. I have discovered mine this week. So, what did Damion or Jack or Anna or I do? NOTHING! It was Kina.
Kina is our kitty that we adopted in 2005 and is about 8/9 years old now, okay maybe not quite a kitty anymore but I call her Kina Kitty anyways. All her life with us she has been an indoor cat with the few times she stepped out the door and quickly got pushed (or thrown) back inside.
The last couple of nights she has gone meowing crazy shortly after the kids have gone to bed. Why? We don’t know. I had a working theory that she wanted to sun herself for a bit on the deck. On Tuesday I thought I found another possible cause, bunnies, but after the last couple of nights I think that’s wrong too. So, let’s talk about Tuesday.
That morning the kids outside to play while I cleaned up the pool so it could be filled up again. Fast forward about 30 minutes and I see that Kina got out, thanks to Anna not closing the door on her run into the potty. Kina is sunning herself on the deck so I leave her alone for bit. I go back to her to put her inside but she is MIA and has left a bunny by the patio door! Yes, freaked me out a bit…..okay a lot. I went from rational ‘I can take care of all this’ to FREAKING OUT in about 30 seconds flat. The fact Jack wanted to go inside through the patio door didn’t help. So the kids got taken inside past the deck and through the garage. Jack saw the bunny when we went into the kitchen for drinks and said, “Aww. Cute. Babbit.”
I proceeded to take care of the kids while trying to figure out where I should put the “babbit” and how to find & catch Kina. Now by this point the image I had of Kina was that of the killer cats in terror movies with blood all over her and huge fangs. I wasn’t too keen on trying to catch that cat. I did the best girly thing I could think of and sent an email to Damion with thoughts for helping me and then a text “If your response is ‘come and pick me up and I’ll take care of everything” I can be there.” So My Hero called me back and said to come and get him!!!
When we got home the babbit had moved!!!! Trust me when I saw the babbit before it was not moving at all. Damion found it….missing appendages! This did not help the Killer Cat image already in my head. So My Hero took Anna out to clean up the babbit and find Kina the Killer Kat. YUP! The 3 year old also came to my rescue.
Kina was found under the deck all to willing to be rescued. She did not have a scratch on her and no blood on her. Definitely did not look the part of the Killer Kat I had envisioned. She looked like, well, Kina Kitty. Today the kids and I are taking her to the vets to get all her shots current
Now, back to the beginning about realizing your limits. Give me a person with a bloody nose, child birth or a major injury with blood gushing from it to deal with and I’m your person. No problem. I can handle it. But the thought of a Killer Kat and a dead babbit on my deck and I’m done. Call in the reinforcements, the police, the National Guard, whoever you want, I’m not dealing with it.
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Tuesday, 13 July 2010 |
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It was another busy weekend in our household and if you asked the kids about it, Anna would probably say she had fun picking numbers for a game and got cake while Jack will simply say “Boat. Fun.”
Friday afternoon Anna & I went to my parents house and then Joe & Lori’s house. Anna fell asleep about 20 minutes outside of town and woke up 2 hours later! After dinner she went for a walk with Grandpa and learned how to make a snap dragon snap. At around 1 a.m. we were still awake, but in bed, and she told me she wanted to go home. At 7 a.m. she told me it was time to wake up and that’s when she got to see Lori and then help get the house ready for a party. The promise of cake might have been a bit abused during the party to keep her from going crazy, but I know I had an enjoyable time and I hope everybody else did. We came home Saturday night so we could go to the Sugar Creek Arts Festival on Sunday.
When we pulled into the driveway around 9 pm, Damion & Jack weren’t home yet, which Anna was not happy about at all. About 10 minutes later I they pull into the driveway. I open the door to get Jack out and with big eyes he simple says, “BOAT! FUN!” They spent the early evening boating with Derrick & his kids and Damion said he spent most of the time with a death grip on Jack so he wouldn’t jump over the side (yes, Jack did have a life jacket on).
Sunday had a really slow start to it and by the time I got off the couch to look at the weather report one of two events had to be cancelled. So we did not go to the Sugar Creek Arts Festival but instead we went to Peoria to look at replicas of the Nina and Pinta. The what?!?! Replicas of two boats that are reported to have been part of Christopher Columbus’ voyage to America. Pretty interesting to see how small they were and amazing that anybody made it safely across the ocean.
Today was a relaxing day at home that allowed for me to put pictures in the gallery throughout the day and caption them too! Tonight Anna & Damion went for a bike ride while Jack & I played at a park next to the trail. Funny part of was watching Jack run by Anna, who was on her bike, and run faster than Anna was pedaling. Now, to be fair Anna takes about 5 minutes to get comfortable on her bike. Even funnier though was that Jack ran around the entire pond with a toy car in his mouth. Oh well, neither kid fell or got hurt so it was a good day all around! Write Comment (0 Comments) |
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Monday, 05 July 2010 |
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We hope everybody had a fun, enjoyable and safe Fourth of July! We spent the morning in a neighboring town where they had a parade and a flea market. I honestly wasn't too impressed with either so next year we'll find a parade in another town. After the much needed nap / relax time the kids played in the backyard in their new pool (or as Damion calls it, mosquito trap). Then after dinner we met up with Adam and Nicole at the park for fun and fireworks. And by fun I mean I watched Adam & Nicole run after Jack as he ran all over the place and watched Adam & Damion play a game while Anna stood next to them waving her flag cheering “Go Adam, Go!” On the way home we had two very exhausted kids. While Jack may not look tired he only turned because he saw my flash finder thing on him and turned to react to the camera. And yes, I know the pictures are the bestest qualities, but we were driving over some bumpy roads and these were the best of those I took.   For those of you who are looking for something to follow in your spare time, might I suggest the site, robertjfaulkner.com ? If you don't know who Rob is, well you should! He is a friend that we have known for over 11 years and he recently returned from his second tour overseas. He has decided to spend the next 50 days biking from Central IL to California. He started July 2, so you don't have a lot to catch up on, especially since one day was spent recovering from some learning experiences. GO ROB! Write Comment (0 Comments) |
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Monday, 21 June 2010 |
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I’m here to report that I have reached that point in my life where the biggest highlight last week was that both of the kids went poopy in the potty. I’m still trying to figure out if that being the highlight is a good or bad thing. Anna is mostly potty trained, which she is excited about because now she knows she has done her part and go to preschool this fall! Jack has apparently taken on the “anything she can do I can do better” mentality or else he feels left out when she goes to the bathroom. Either way I’m supporting him in his efforts and have cleaned up several spots on floors because as I learned one day at a coffee house potty training boys is quite different than potty training girls. Anna has decided that she doesn’t need naps anymore. An unwritten agreement is in place and she gets to stay downstairs but she has to relax for about 45 minutes before she can continue playing. Lately when that time is done she wants to be “Artist Anna” and she pulls out her basket that holds glitter glue, scissors, crayons, glue and colored pom ball things and a stack of construction paper and works away. Lately she’s also snuck the tape out too but that is now hidden.
Jack has decided that he doesn’t like being on the ground. He quickly climbs the entertainment center to get the phone so say “Hi D” (fyi “D” is Damion aka DadDy). Over the last couple of weeks he has been found on the washer, once after he dumped a container of OxyClean, the other after pouring out the liquid Downy. For the record cleaning products don’t clean up that easily. The other day he noticed I hadn’t put the lock across the door and could get into the garage. I went looking for him and noticed the door was slightly opened and in my scan from their wagon to the door to the backyard I found him! On Damion’s motorcycle!
Other than that things have been quiet around here. My birthday came and went without any problems. Damion is off racing with Team Police Brutality this weekend, for some reason creating a link isn't working so head on over to speedycop.com to learn more. The kids are enjoying the summer weather. This year they are putting sand all over our backyard, which is better than in each others hair, which is the other preferred sand relocation site.
And of course I’ve updated our photo gallery with all the other stuff that’s happened since the last post here so please take some time to look and read up on everything. Write Comment (0 Comments) |
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Written by Jessica
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Sunday, 02 May 2010 |
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Today we went as a family on a mission to hunt geese........to take pictures of them. Jack seems to think that any animal with wings is a goose and goes a bit shy of bonkers when we drive by a local office building that seems to have geese in its lawn almost year round. I'd also like those not familiar with where this building is to know that we pass by it almost anytime we go somewhere and almost every time without fail he yells “Goose! Goose!” while looking for them. Damion decided he and Anna would go out at 6 am today to take pictures of geese to put in Jack's bedroom. Well they did not get up a 6 am so I revised Damion's plans and we all went to the park. We were there for about 45 minutes. Damion & Anna took two cameras and took some pictures. I did some speed walking while Jack ran around on the trail. I think in the first 15 minutes he ran a half mile but it was over a 100 foot span going back and forth. I have posted pictures in the gallery so you can see pictures that were taken. The first two were done by Jack & I. Please note that the camera was given to Anna to use since it had some problems and she couldn't make it any worse. Well, she didn't but Jack was running with it and fell on it and well, that is the end of that camera. Sorry Dawn. The next nine were taken by Anna with one of Damion's cameras. The rest were all Damion's expertise. With credit given where it is due, happy picture looking! Write Comment (0 Comments) |
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